Here's a little Christmas treat, courtesy of Mr. Denver Hax. He calls it Santa's Ghetto. There's a little assault and battery...
...and a little meat roasting (you just knew that with Rudolph at the helm, one of those other reindeer were surplus; I can only assume the remainder were highly motivated to keep in top shape).
Sleigh ride, mister? I'll take you around the world. (Appropriately enough, wearing BlakOpal's "Naughty or Nice" outfit.)
And, of course, there's always time to sit on Santa's lap. Hey, big boy, get your mitts off the merchandise!
Santa will offer you a tasty candy cane and ask if you've been naughty or nice. Santa does not like naughty girls!
While in the Ghetto, do visit Lapland...but perhaps avoid the Christmas tree.