Thursday, February 10, 2011

Home Defense

I decided to install Dr. Garth Goode's new Fantastic Force Field for home protection - keeping out the scamps, Mainlanders, and such.*
It installs quickly and creates an impenetrable barrier to those seeking to enter.**

Unfortunately, the field is active on either side, creating a similarly impenetrable barrier against those wishing to leave the premises.

Fortunately, I have an ample stock of absinthe and crackers in the larder. I'm sure someone will wander by one of these days and turn off the field.

*Not really. I don't care who wanders in when I'm not there. Bring a friend and a six-pack! Just clean up after yourselves.

**Well, impenetrable, except for the opening on either side, allowing one to simply walk around it.


Breezy Carver said...

Well doesn't that look Interesting !!!
(( and Might I add you look stunning In Blakopal *grins* ))

Rhianon Jameson said...

Thank you, Miss Breezy! (She does excellent work, doesn't she?)

I've been considering how to add damage to the device just to make it more...effective. :) But I don't really want to discourage visitors.

Fogwoman Gray said...

In my experience adding something that explodes, zaps or tries to eat the brains of visitors actually increases your traffic rather than discouraging it :)

Rhianon Jameson said...

When I'm battling zombies and vampiric bunnehs on Volare lands I hope I manage to police my brass, as they say. :)