Celebrating the season in his unique way, R. Crap Mariner has decorated Edloe. Clocktree Park is in the spirit of the season...
…well, if one ignores the "bah humbug" message below the tree. The kitten-in-a-box is so cute that one might not notice the crate behind it to the left: Dame Ordinal's automated snowball-throwing machine.
Dare I say that Edloe has the world's largest steam-driven menorah?
Throw some more coal on the burner - it's the Festival of *cough* Lights!