Walking along Aether Isle the other day I noticed that Miss Glorf Bulmer seemed to have had an experiment go awry.
Quite the mess! I hope no minions were hurt - they are so hard to train.
The sign in front of the establishment is less than entirely reassuring. It reads:
Do not be alarmed. There has been a minor incident, within the health & safety guidelines for this Establishment.
There is no cause for concern.
However, as a visitor, you may wish to take simple precautions regarding debris, NBC hazards and tentacle monster attack if you:
- Are under 18
- Are over 80
- Have a compromised immune system
- Do not want a compromised immune system
- Are over 18
- Are under 80
- Are pregnant
- Are thinking of becoming pregnant
- Are related in any way to anyone who has ever been pregnant
Enjoy your visit. The Management.