A new establishment opened in Cape Wrath the other day: the Hypnotic Shoppe, owned by Miss Wendyslippers Charisma.
The store is stocked with a variety of devices that facilitate hypnosis (as one might imagine), as well as devices that involve involuntary restraint, and apparel made of a material called "latex."
I tried a hypnosis machine, but, I must report, I felt no particular compulsions afterward. Cluck! (Just a little humor there.) Afterward, I had a lengthy discussion on the subject of hypnosis with the lady pictured above.