Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Seen at the Guvnah's Mansion

Walking about Victoria City the other day, I decided to pay a visit to the Guvnah's Mansion. Though the Guvnah himself was not at home, I took advantage of his hospitality to stroll the grounds and wander the halls of the mansion.

Chuck Norris is well-preserved: I understand that he is still alive in the 21st century, when he would be about 150 years old. In any event, Chuck pays on time; so should you. (Well, even if the logic isn't compelling, it's the polite thing to do.)

Mr. Denver Hax may have departed the shores of Caledon, but he is not forgotten. (And who could forget the nightmare that was Mondserrat?) To ensure that the good people of Caledon do not forget, he has left behind this mysterious monolith. Upon entering the ground of the mansion, one feels a strange...attraction to the monolith.

On the Guvnah's desk is the Skull of Rumors - and what rumors they are! Scurrilous, I tell you!

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