Saturday, January 10, 2009


Mondserrat. What can I say, except that Caledon seems to have very bad luck when it comes to island discoveries? First it was Saint Kitts: geologically stable island paradise, right? Sure it was, just up to the moment when it exploded.

Now a new discovery: Mondserrat. One arrives in an undersea vessel of dubious quality.

Earlier visitors seemed to have problems as well. And what's with the cat worship?

Uh-oh. The mushroom cloud does not look good.

To quote Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming." I think we've reached the running and screaming stage.

Mondserrat is a fiendish diversion planned by the Guv and executed with the help of Mr. Denver Hax. The careful observer might see the Ordinal Enterprises Clock-Winding Pistol in my hand. Trust me, something of similar or even greater firepower will come in handy. The area is damage-enabled, and there are a fair number of things, both animate and inanimate, that can cause damage. Good luck in completing the mission without an untimely teleport back "home" as your health winds down to zero!

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