Well Done!

Congratulations to Guvnah Desmond Shang and his elite team of soldiers on the successful completion of their mission to kill infamous terrorist Osama bin Obolensky.* Although the Guvnah has said on numerous occasions that he prefers to capture such notorious villains and put them on trial, apparently bin Obolensky refused to be taken alive. According to one news release, "Caledonian forces broke into the heavily-guarded compound and surrounded bin Obolensky, giving him time to surrender. When he refused the offer after six nanoseconds, the soldiers opened fire." Well done, lads!

Showing the spirit of terrorists everywhere, one of bin Obolensky's henchmen used a woman as a human shield. It turns out that humans make pretty poor shields from bullets.

Guvnah Shang said he would maintain the current security alert at ports and airship docks, mainly because he enjoyed seeing the catgirls partially disrobe as they went through security checkpoints. "Every once in a while I get to see a bit of ankle, and it brightens up my day," said the unrepentant Guvnah.


* No relation to the New Babbage resident of the same name.