I have been bitten by piranahs and wild turkeys, chased by zombie noobs, stung by killer bees, dodged boulders and chunks of molten rock, avoided land mines, geysers, and alien abductions, and fallen from heights more times than I care to remember - or possibly the falls affected my memory.
Well, no one ever said that the life of a lady adventurer was easy. Nonetheless, I managed to find much of what was hidden: I have five coffee mugs, the Basement Cat plaque, a golden cheezburger, and assorted gee-gaws. With a generous hint from Miss Gothly, I translated the runes. But, but, but...I cannot find the Ceiling Cat plaque. Would someone take pity on me and send me a hint? Here, in-world, on the Caledon Forums, via e-mail (rhianon dot jameson at gmail dot com), messenger pigeon, smoke signals? I'll take anonymous tips, hints, anything. Save me from myself!