The Naked Truth (somewhat NSFW)

One sees the darndest things some times. Here, at a welcome area, was a gentleman naked except for the tattoo on his derrier and possibly a wristwatch. (If anyone cares, he had the default equipment up front, which is to say, none.) I have no idea what he was doing.


Nearby, this young lady appeared to be wearing a poorly-fitting miniskirt and a pair of bracelets, along with those...shoes. Trust me, this wasn't just a matter of clothes not rezzing completely; that was her outfit.

No worries, however, as the young lady changed. Into this:

Oh yes, much better. I donned my expedition-to-the-sun polarized sunglasses and moved quietly away.