Desperate times call for desperate measures. Cancer certainly qualifies, so Mr. Iason Hassanov created nearly a dozen (if 13 is a baker's dozen, what's 11? a banker's dozen) dolls of well-known Caledonians. At L$100 each, they're very affordable, and they all benefit Relay for Life.
As Miss Kiralette Kelley is Caledon's RFL captain, she rallies her fellow citizens to fight cancer:
Center: Kiralette Kelly; Clockwise from top: JJ Drinkwater, Kamilah Hauptmann, Gabrielle Riel, Fogwoman Gray, Eva Bellambi, Cornelia Rothschild, Hotspur O'Toole, Terry Lightfoot, Edward Pearse, Autopilotpatty Poppy
Same grouping, but from the opposite direction:
Center: Kelley; Clockwise from top: Bellambi, Rothschild, O'Toole, Lightfoot, Pearse, Poppy, Drinkwater, Hauptmann, Riel, Gray
I decided that, with this many prominent Caledonians at my beck and call, we could do even more. "Tomorrow we invade Gor!"