Feeling quite like Mary Poppins, I took the tour of the islands via Umbrella. It is quite the experience. Having been thus invigorated, I chose a second option, something involving jellyfish. I was not reassured when the device suggested I arm myself as quickly as possible. My fears were realized when the device dumped me unceremoniously in the water. I removed myself from the water, but, of course, I was soaked to the skin and quite irritable. I soothed myself by taking several shots at a large crate - the ammunition having, miraculously, survived the dunking - until, mysteriously, I found myself back at home.
All quite unnerving, let me assure you.